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BEEFEATER

One day this will have pictures, of LOADS of things.

A mature woman; Size=180 pixels wide

Mom

This is my Mam. After the disgrace involving my Father she tried her hardest to maintain her sanity. It all got too much for her though and she decided she neaded the tranquility of a large field for the rest of her life. She felt she needed a more field friendly appearance so she underwent heavy plastic surgery to make herself look older. Last I heard she was preying on any foolish enough to enter what is now known as "The field with the crazy old lady next to the pond".

A mature couple; Size=240 pixels wide

Other Relatives

Although pornography is banned from tripod you can plainly see that I can get away with it...expect more.

A man in a tux; Size=180 pixels wide

Dad

I'm a little ashamed of my Dad sometimes. 3 years ago he lost his hands in a shocking and child related accident. Soon after he left his job and became a transvestite cabaret singer, the only thing is he thought that meant he had to pretend to be black. He now travels Ireland trying to find a place where he fits in...unsuccesfully.

A mother playing with children; Size=180 pixels wide

My Children

Alongside the porn I also have one other money making aspect to the site. An example of which can be seen above.